I'm gonna rip your head off!
Donnie...
...you're not in Vietnam.
Man, you scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, take my board. Yeah.
-Hey, Mom. -Hi, baby.
Hey!
Morning.
You're going to schooI today, right, Tony?
Don't worry about it, Dad. I'm just gonna get wet.
I don't want my son to be a ditchdigger.
I got him, Dad, okay?
Don't ever go outside dressed Iike that again.
One, two, three.
Yeah!
-It's big today. -They're there, huh?
That's Skip charging.
Shit, dude.
It's judgment day, boys. Let's paddIe.
You broads aren't surfing now.
I ain't surfing no sIoppy seconds.
You're working rat patroI, mop top.
Jay, you're on parking-Iot detaiI. Keep it IocaI.
And you, PeraIta, the boneyard.
I don't want our boards hitting a piIing.
I better not see any dings.
If you wanna surf the cove, you gotta earn it.
Look at that right.
I got it, Chino.
Hey, here.
Hey, you shouId get out, man.
Let's go, brother. Get out there.
VaIs!
What the fuck?
Go back to the VaIIey, kooks!
Are you guys Iost or what?
-This is private. -You're not the Iaw.
Go back to the VaIIey, you kooks!
-No VaIs. -Get out of here, man.
-No. -LocaIs onIy.
You guys have, Iike, a bIue, Iike, '67 Chevy Camaro?
Yeah, maybe.
-Hey! My carburetor! -Get the fuck out, kook.
-Thattaboy, Jay boy. -Hey. Hey!
-VaIIey bitch. -Leave now.
-Yeah, Tony! -HeIp me out here.
Fucking anaI pirate fags!
Go back, faggot!
Hey, grab my board!
Thanks a Iot, paI.
Now, get out there and surf, you IittIe grommets.
Don't screw up.
Yeah, and then she had a big oId head.
Chino, Iet me toke on that.
You got one in your hair, bro.
Yeah, it's my backup joint.
He's gonna go under.
-Hey, there goes Tony. -LittIe wetback.
Yeah. That was a good one.
Hey, here comes Jay.
There goes Stacy. There goes Stacy.
Wipeout!
MiIk and cookies.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
Back to the boneyard for you, paI.
Come on.
-Perfect timing. -Ahoy.
Yeah, put your sweeping hat on, man.
I'II say it, man. This shop's a shithoIe. Come on. Get to work, huh?
Surf's up, man! Yeah!
I'm sorry, man. Is your equiIibrium shit messing with you again?
Come on. That's not right. We know he's got bad ears. Come on.
Sid!
That-- That was good.
-Oh, man, I'm sorry, Sid. -That was a good one.
It's cooI, man.
Hey, why do I pay you when I shouId have you arrested for Ioitering?
-You don't pay me. -WeII, now you know why, Sid.
Where are your paIs, man?
Yeah.
Hey!
You got my stuff?
Yeah. Hi.
-Yeah. -Hi.
This isn't a Iibrary...
...so it's 1 0 bucks to browse. You got 1 0 bucks?
Didn't bring any money today.
Yeah, weII, why'd you come into my store, then, asshoIe?
Hey.
Go browse in the VaIIey, kook.
Okay, so, what? You got cash, or...? What?
Man, I got something better than cash.
These are urethane skateboard wheeIs.
They're ure-what?
Urethane, man. It comes from oiI.
-From oiI? -Yep.
With these, you can do the same hard turns you do on your surfboard.
-Yeah? -Yep.
You can even cIimb waIIs, man, because they grip.
-They grip? -They grip?
-They grip. -Shit.
-Sid. Sid, you shouId've seen us. -Check these out.
They're urethane. They come from oiI.
And they grip.
Who's got bad karma?
I said, who's got bad karma?
-I got the worst karma, Skip. -Dude, right here, Skip.
-Oh, no, no. -Give it to me, me.
-I'm first. Come on. -It's my board.
Come on, you IittIe pervert.
Oh, my God.
-Nice. -Ripping, dude.
-Is that aII right or what? -Insane. Insane.
Red Dog, hit it.
Yeah, surf it Iike a wave, man.
Yeah, Red Dog.
-Hey, Kathy. -Hi, Kath.
Hey, get back here.
Hey, dude, is that your sister?
I grew up, Stacy.
No shit.
-Yeah, Jay. -Yeah, Jay boy.
-Jay boy. -Come on, Jay.
-Yeah! -Jay boy!
Oh, my God.
-Yeah. -Yeah, Jay boy.
PuII my ankIes. No, puII my ankIes.
Come on, Stacy.
Yeah, Stace.
I can't heIp it. I Iove Iong hair.
-Come on. -Later.
That was gnarIy.
Go-- Go sIow. Go sIow. Oh, no. Are you okay?
Yeah.
ShouId my weight be on my back foot?
WeII, yeah, I mean, that's-- That's how I do it. I mean...
...it might be different, though...
...the whoIe center-of-gravity thing, you know, for girIs.
-Yeah. -You know, your back--
Tony.
Tony!
Oh, yeah. Bring it in.
Yeah!
Yeah. Is that aII right or what?
Yeah.
Fingers together, T.A. Chop, chop.
-Tony. -ExactIy.
Safe.
Stacy, you're gonna need more speed than that if you wanna puII it off, right?
That's right. Listen to the master.
Grab your pad and take notes, PeraIta.
Yeah, Tony.
Yeah, nice, T.A. Nice.
-Yeah, nice, Jay. -Yeah, Jay boy.
Hey, BiIIy, man, if we buiIt a decent skateboard, we wouId rake it in, man.
I don't make toys, bro. I'm a shaper.
Hey, I-- I think we shouId start a skateboard team, man.
Sid. Out of here, man. Come on.
Thank you. You IittIe maggot. Scat.
Beat it, Sid.
So, what do you think, man?
WeII, there's more concrete in the worId than good surf breaks.
Yeah, I hear that, man. There's money in this.
There's onIy beer.
I mean, how many 1 6-year-oId surfers wear watches, man?
-Incoming! -Yeah, and where's he going?
Yeah, weII...
...he's got a job.
Yeah, my point exactIy.
He's not one of us, man.
-You know, he's not a pirate. -Going to work, PeraIta?
Yeah, get a haircut, man.
You dropped your cigarette.
Give me the doobie, Sid. Come on, you fucking homo.
Get the fuck out of the way.
You cut the check. Thanks.
Oh, man. I'm stiII short.
You got any cash, J.B.?
Yeah, right here.
-I can't do that. -No, no, no. Mom, check it out.
It's got Sid's name on it.
I Iove you boys.
Mom, Skip is putting together a skate team.
Far out.
Hey, so who do you think they're gonna put on the team?
HopefuIIy aII of us.
-Come on. -Shut up.
Hey, Iisten, when you're riding for one of these shops around town-- Yeah?
You mean a IittIe faggot shop?
--you can have off days.
You have an off day riding for this shop, it's treason.
Yeah, you got to approach every day Iike it's your Iast. AII right?
-Yep. -Anyone got a probIem with that?
-Nope. -No.
-Stecyk? -Peggy.
-Oh, no way. -Take off your shirt, Peggy.
-WentzIe. -See them Tater Tots.
-Jay. -Shut up.
-Biniak. -Let me see.
-Yes. -Shogo.
T.A. Red Dog. Baby Sid.
Wear them with pride, man.
Yeah, wear them with pride, man.
Or we'II rip them off your bony backs, you understand?
-Yeah. -That's insane.
Okay.
Now, has everyone seen this?
-Skateboard competition. -You can't even read.
You have one month to prepare.
And we're gonna have training starting at 4 every day, aII right?
We gotta get serious here. We have to...
...because there are gonna be hundreds of skaters from aII over...
...and we need to shut them down.
Yeah!
Montoya, come on. We got you guys some gifts.
I don't know why.
Yeah!
-I want the bIue one. -Insane.
-Who's pushing? -Let's go.
-Thanks, Skip. -Let's go.
Hey, Skip, you got one for Stacy, right?
Come on.
AII right. Let's go.
Hey, I'm not baiIing your asses out of jaiI.
Oh, shit. Get the gate. Get the gate.
-Hey! Hey! Get back here! -CIose the door. Come on. Quick.
-Get back here! -Come on.
It was supposed to keep them out of troubIe, man.
Let us in!
Get back here! Hey!
Speed wobbIe!
-AsshoIe. -Dude, he's got the inner-ear probIem.
Suck my inner ear, Jay boy. Fucking dick!
Hey. Move!
Hey, Donnie.
-Hey, what's up, guys? -What's up, Mark?
Hey.
Hey, PhiIaine.
You guys Iook bad as shit.
Look at you.
You get off me, Iady.
Bitchen, huh? Hey.
-You hungry? -Yeah.
-I got tamaIes in the kitchen. -Come on, guys. Let's go.
-I'm starving. -What's going on?
She's-- She's crazy, Jay.
That's why you Iove her, right?
Mark, can you--? Yeah, just grab a Ioad and give us a minute.
Thanks.
Hey, man, cover that shit up, you know.
Yeah. Sorry about that.
Like, what? Was he kidding?
You Iook good. You know?
Come on. Let me see the back.
I Iike it. You Iook good.
You'II aIways be my boy, you know. Don't worry about that.
Dude, I want you to have this.
Come on, Jay.
Jay!
You Iearned that trick from me. Watch this. I've been practicing.
-Hey. -What's up, Jay?
Hey.
It's not Iooking so good, man.
No, dude. There's an occasionaI set. It's reaIIy not that bad.
We were up at the Zephyr shop yesterday with Skip and everybody...
...when you were at work.
And....
So Tony got on the team, right?
And Sid and Peggy and Biniak and Red Dog and Shogo.
What about you?
Yeah, I got on.
Sorry, man.
It's aII right.
Hey, what's that?
With no end to the drought in sight, authorities have announced...
...emergency measures for water rationing...
-...that may force homeowners... -Hey, Dad.
-...to keep lawns and pools dry. -Hey, boy.
The Action 8 News Team will explain--
Hey, they toId us to conserve water.
We'll take you to the drought conference--
-So how were the waves? -Don't even ask.
Yeah.
Son of a bitch!
We're here.
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait. Come on. Hey.
Wait, now. Wait.
Hey, one at a time. One at a time, aII right?
Hey, T.A., get inside their heads, okay? Yeah?
Yeah, sorry. Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry. Yeah.
It's an emergency. Yeah, hi.
Oh, nice socks, man. Nice socks. Nice socks.
Yeah, this is Skip EngbIom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team.
Here's our entry fees. Now, where's our trophies?
Excuse me. Go to the end of the Iine.
Yeah, I thought this was the end of the Iine, man. Is it not?
-Go to the end of the Iine. -Hey, man, Iisten. I'm--
-Yeah. -Yeah? I'm sure we couId...
-...work something out here. -Yeah.
-Is that good? -Put your money out there.
AII right. You and your boys are okay. AII right, have a good day.
-You right there are okay. -Hey, you have a nice day, man.
-Have a nice day. -You're next now. Step up.
Son of a bitch.
Where's the course?
There's a nice L-Sit by Russ HoweII.
He's gonna press up now into a handstand...
-...and back down on his board. -Idiot.
What are we supposed to do with this tabIetop?
Dude, I don't know.
Looks Iike he's gonna end with some 360s here.
Looks Iike three or four of them at Ieast.
Great run for Russ HoweII. Let's hear it for Russ.
What do I--?
Next up, Ty Page, riding for Unity Skateboards.
Ty Page, starting off with some 1 80 end-overs.
And now I think he's gonna-- He's gonna press up into a handstand.
There's a nice handstand across the pIatform, back down onto his board.
Looks Iike he's setting up for, yes, a daffy...
...and into a one-footed heeIie.
And ends up with a 360 in front of the judges.
Nice run for Ty Page.
Looks Iike a 9.5, a 9 and 1 0 for Ty Page. Those are reaI good marks.
ShouId put him right at the top of the competition today.
Next up, Jay Adams, riding for Zephyr Skateboards.
And there we go.
Okay, here we go with Jay Adams.
Nice.
Doing these Iow-- These Iow, driving turns.
Yeah, Jay boy.
-Low 1 80 with RoyaI Christie. -AII right, Jay.
Oh, but he's aII right.
He's hopping up in the air three or four inches.
I don't even know what to caII that. I've never seen it.
He's, Iike, off the ramp.
That's it for Jay Adams. Let's see what the judges are gonna score him.
Yeah, dude. Oh, my God.
He didn't do a singIe wheeIie. He didn't do a singIe compuIsory trick.
WeII, you gotta give him a score.
Looks Iike two 7 s and an 8 for Jay Adams...
-Oh, come on. -...riding for Zephyr Skateboards.
You don't know how to judge.
Hey, you bIew me away.
What? You want to bIow me?
Maybe.
Next up wiII be Tony AIva, riding for Zephyr Skateboards.
-Yeah. -T.A.
Yeah.
He started out with some quick S-turns up onto the bank.
-Frontside 1 80 power sIide. -That's it, T.A.
Very nice waIking spinner.
Into a 360, maybe a 540.
Another Iow-driving turn, touching his hands to the ground.
Yeah.
Here he comes toward the judges. Ends up with a Iow-driving 360.
That was a great run for AIva.
Looks Iike we have two 1 0s and a 9...
-...the highest score of the day. -Yeah.
Up next from Mar Vista, CaIifornia, an independent skater, Stacy PeraIta.
The dude showed.
-Go, Stacy. -Yeah, Stace.
Come on, Stacy.
-Yeah. -Where'd that come from, Stace?
Up, up, using the whoIe ramp, hands on the ground.
Yeah.
And there's another one of those Iow maneuvers...
...out of the pages of Surfer Magazine.
Looks Iike he's winding up for some 360s.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five 360s. Amazing. We haven't seen that many aII day.
Hey, Stacy!
Back across the fIat and there's his finish.
Two 1 0s and a 9 bring him into a first-pIace tie with Tony AIva.
Oh, my God.
-You're disquaIified. -What are you taIking about?
-You touched the course. -Everyone touched--
Read the ruIes. You're disquaIified.
Hey, man. Hey, man. Look. Look. The dude tied me.
Can your dirty ass even read?
-T.A. -Yeah, Mad Dog.
-My dirty ass, right? -Hey, ease up. Ease up, man.
-You saw that-- -Yeah, ease up.
-Hey. Off the fairgrounds. -Cut these kids some sIack, man.
-SIack? -Yeah.
Who do you think you are, coming to our contest and puIIing this shit?
PuIIing what shit, man? My boys are kicking your girIs' asses.
Every judge on the paneI is on your payroII.
What kind of shit is that, huh?
Watch it.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Step up to the pIate, man. One at a time.
You want it? Come on, wiII it be aII of you?
Come on. Yeah?
Come on.
Hey, Iook. AII right. It's gone, aII right?
Look, man. These kids are at a tender age.
-They tense easiIy, okay? -Yeah.
Your boy who punched my officiaI is out.
-Oh, come on. -No concession.
-That's buIIshit. -Tony AIva's been disquaIified.
-Next up, junior women's freestyIe. -Tony, wait.
Tony.
I just wanted Dad to see the stupid trophy.
-Who gives a shit about Dad? -Yeah, hey, hey, T.A., man.
Listen, you stood up for your friend, man. We're proud of you.
This contest don't mean shit to me anyway!
Hey, come here. Look at me. Look, someone had to deck that asshoIe.
Look at me. Look at me.
It was either you or me, man. AII right? Okay?
Our freestyIe champion today is Stacy PeraIta...
...an independent skater with a great surf styIe.
Now the awards for the men's sIaIom. In third pIace, Ty Page.
And in second pIace, riding for Zephyr Skateboards, Jay Adams...
-...a reaI up-and-comer. -AII right, Jay.
Get on the Iove train, bro.
-I'm so proud of you. -But I messed up.
-You didn't mess up. -No, I did.
That's a nice ride, man. This is a '72 Squareback.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, bro, you Iook hungry. We're gonna get some food.
-You wanna come with? -Yeah, come on.
I don't think so, Skip. I got pIans.
Yeah, weII, suit yourseIf.
It's one of the benefits of having a job.
Yeah, weII, you got me there, man.
-We're going home. -Okay.
Skip caIIed me bro.
-Skip caIIed you bro? -Yeah, he said, ''bro.''
-No, he didn't. -Yes, he did.
He said, ''You Iook hungry, bro.''
He said, ''You Iook hungry, bro''?
Yes, totaIIy.
Skip EngbIom doesn't caII anybody bro.
Let's see your trophies, WentzIe.
Take a seat, man.
Sit here, Kathy.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-Hey, guys. -Yeah, Stacy.
-Here. -PeraIta.
Go, Stace.
-You earned it, bro. -Dude, you're one of us now.
That maggot's aIways been one of us.
-Yeah, wear it with pride, man. -You know I wiII.
Hey, Stacy, that T-shirt...
...wiII get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man.
I got my boy covered, Skip.
-Yeah, Kath. -Yeah, you do.
-Yeah!
Hey, you guys made a mess of that contest today.
-Oh, yeah! -Yeah!
They Iook at you as the enemy, right?
-But it's good to have enemies. -Yeah.
-A toast. -A toast!
To the boy kings!
You're aII a bunch of fiIthy piIIow-biters!
-We Iearn from the best! -Oh, you're dead.
Stop! Stop!
You can't act Iike that here. This is a famiIy restaurant!
Hey, get off him!
Hey! Hey!
It's a famiIy restaurant!
-Get him, Skip. -Go, Skip!
Jay boy.
You kicked ass, man.
See you, Skip.
I got second pIace, Mom.
You wouId've been stoked.
Baby.
I wish I couId've been there to see you.
What time do you get off?
Three more hours.
There's fish sticks in the freezer, baby.
You know, I'm gonna make some cash and get you out of this pIace.
ReIax, SyIvia.
-It's stiII fIat. -Yeah. Three days in a row.
Hey!
Get in.
Stop, stop, stop.
Right here. Right here.
Hey, isn't that the girI from DeI Mar?
-Dude, what are we doing here? -Shut up, dork.
And sit back.
Damn it, Jay!
You know how much this is gonna cost me? You're an idiot!
Jesus.
-Down, guys. -Get down. Get down.
Sid, get off me.
Grab your skates, boys. Let's roII.
Dude, are we gonna rob this pIace?
This wave breaks 2 4 hours a day, every day.
And you know what, bros? We're gonna be the first to ride it!
Dude! That's so genius.
Dude, there's no way. This is way too gnarIy.
Not if you got the baIIs.
Dude.
-Oh, Jay. -Dude, you did a backfIip.
Let's Iose this stupid diving board.
Piece of shit.
Dude, hit it Iow, man.
Yeah, Tony!
Yeah! You guys see that? I carved it.
Over the Iight.
Oh, my God!
-Dude, you were so far over it. -That was crazy.
-Yes! -Yeah!
Are you aII right, man?
I can't feeI my feet.
But then again, I can never feeI my feet.
-Right there! Through there. -Where?
I Iove the drought!
There's a pooI right next door! It's an amoeba!
I can carve that. Guaranteed.
George! George!
Wait, wait. Right here. We got an empty one, dudes.
ToweIs, bro.
Here you go.
-I thought I said mayonnaise. -Sorry, Tony.
-What is that shampoo? -What?
-Marie! -CharIie?!
Run!
Jump!
Go, go, go!
Hey!